The Uterus, the Finder of All that is Lost. . . .

My kids and my hubby lose everything.   I am surprised they can find the nose on their face some days.  Last night the hubbs was frantically searching for his new ear buds.  My first question to the looker for lost things is; where were you when you had them last?  Simple question, right?  When they answer that, that is where I send them to begin their search.  The hubbs said he had his ear buds last on the couch.  I recommended he go look on or in the couch.  Being male, he of course, chose not to do what I suggested.  He is still frantic looking for  his buds.  I put down what I am working on and go to the living room and go right to the couch, and found the all important missing buds and on my first attempt.  I should get an award or something for that.  I have always told my husband that he thinks my uterus is a homing device for all lost objects.  Now this has rubbed off on my on my kids.  They think mom is the finder of all things lost, and if I cannot find it, it is somehow my fault it is lost.  Bahhahhahhaa!!  My family is so funny.  I use simple logic to find their items and if they put forth any effort at all they would find their missing items.  Instead they depend on the uterus to locate their lost things.  

To all of the uteri out there finding all of the lost items of your family, hang in there you are not alone.  

A Little Giggle to Start the Day. .

If you read my blog or know me personally,  then you know I have goofy moments.  Here is one of my latest goofs.   I use to work in a doctors office and sometimes they saw infants and we all know the drama of changing that odorous diaper in public.  The doctor's office is no different.  This particular office had this great spray called Ozium and it had a very faint orange smell.  You could spray this after a stinky diaper episode and you would not even know a baby had been in there.  It was not strong and over powering either.  I found this spray at a local drug store and bought some for my house.  You know I have two very stinky boys.  Every time I saw this spray I would buy it.  You never know when ya might need it.  I started carrying one in my purse, they are small bottles so they fit perfectly.  The one I had picked up most recently was still in my purse, I had not used it yet.  I went in my laundry room the other day and was over taken by gym socks and stinky gym clothes.   I went to my brand new bottle of Ozium still in my purse and sprayed it in the laundry room.  I closed the door to let it do the magic.  I went back in the laundry room and it had a weird smell.  It was not the faint smell of orange it was strange and I could not put my finger on it.  I went to my purse to read the bottle, and I was shocked again.  The flavor on the bottle read, new car smell.  Yes, now my laundry room had that wonderful new car smell every woman dreams of for her laundry room.  Who knew they had more than one scent in this fabulous doctor's office spray? Who would have dreamed they would make it in new car smell?   

I have again made the point you should always read your labels, you never know what odorous spray you might come home with.